#3117 Beverly Wiltin'

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Luke checks in from a hotel in Los Angeles. Which hotel? Don't ask Andrew, that's for sure. They discuss Luke's travels on a day that the Coronavirus concerns seem much less abstract than the day before.
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0:00.0	Do you need wood? If so, please stop calling me Larry Wood Store. My last name just happens to be Wood Store
0:07.4	But not every Mr. Baker is a baker and not every Mr. Wood Store owns a wood store. All right
0:13.1	My phone number is 832-746 wood because it's easy to remember
0:18.4	Also, I do own the website woodforsale.com
0:21.6	Which lets you browse a great selection of wood add wood to your shopping cart fill out a billing address
0:26.8	Click checkout, but that was just a project for my web design class. I like wood. I love web design. Doesn't mean I own a wood store
0:39.4	I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said you have reached the end of your free trial membership at Benjamin Franklin quotes.com
0:47.2	Here I've been talking with the most intelligent people in the world. I never even noticed
0:51.9	We're legitimate and we're we're turning out mega mega stars and it's it's just show that actually you see great things happen to these kids
1:12.2	And I love it. And I think that it's gonna be around for a while
1:16.2	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of TBTL,
1:27.9	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:31.1	Intelligence for your life.
1:32.3	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:33.4	I am your host.
1:34.4	Hello, everyone.
1:36.1	Coming to you today from Rainy Los Angeles, California.
1:42.9	Coming out at the swimming pool here at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, and I can tell you,
1:48.8	the hot tub is being underutilized at this very moment.
1:55.9	People are avoiding.
1:58.3	I mean, let's be honest, hot tubs at a hotel are sketchy on a good day.
2:06.1	This is a day where if you want to come down here to this hotel and use the hot tub,
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