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Hello Dysfunction

310: A Sad Origin Story

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

Things are getting better, Peez is hoarding, OCD just doesn’t make sense and farewell Great America. Crystal is still terrorizing Pat’s dreams, Trump didn’t get shot, uniqueness reigns supreme and there’s been a lot of crazy news. 

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 310.

0:22.7

Mm-hmm.

0:23.3

Yeah.

0:24.0

I'm Potafria.

0:25.3

I'm Crystal.

0:27.3

Here we are.

0:29.6

It's rain and men.

0:31.5

I got ready today and I was like, I feel good.

0:35.0

Like, I'm not having any hot flashes.

0:37.1

Don't. And then I had two big ones after, but, I feel good. Like, I'm not having any hot flashes. Don't.

0:37.8

And then I had two big ones after.

0:40.4

But usually I have them all throughout the getting ready process, blow drying my hair, all that shit.

0:46.0

Like, I just suffer the whole time.

0:48.3

And so I'm like, that's an improvement as something to celebrate.

0:52.1

I was just telling you that when I left I was hot,

0:58.5

but the only time I got hot today is because I was cleaning. Good. I wasn't like losing my

1:08.3

fucking mind. That one, yeah. It's the only way can explain it it's just uh that terrible

1:16.4

feeling and it was it's been okay yeah it was a lot less so I was like that's a good thing

1:23.4

and I feel like it was a lot less last night too so I So I don't know. Yeah, I didn't really notice any. Although I did put this sweatshirt on. And right now, I don't know if it's because maybe I got up and down or like my heart's pumping because, you know, I'm trying to hurry and I don't want to fucking, I'm already fucking late. I don't know if that's why, but I'm a little warm right now, but I think once I... Yeah. It'll be okay. I'm going to go ahead and put this out now. Is it fucking already doing it? It's already doing it? Yeah. It's already lit for a... It's very strong. Is it? Some people would like those because it's very strong. And it's tiny.

2:01.2

Yeah.

2:01.9

I got that on...

2:03.3

What one is?

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