311 Day Chaos, AI Lawyers Gone Wild & The Most Depressed Cities in America
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
It’s 311 Day, which means the show kicks off with some love for the band 311 and the strange realization that half the crew’s spouses might secretly have a crush on Nick Hexum. Totally normal. From there, things escalate quickly — because nothing says morning radio like overthinking how you walk past a cop in a parking garage at 3:30AM while trying to look “not suspicious.” Spoiler: the more you try to look innocent, the guiltier you probably look.
Then the crew dives into one of the wildest tech-meets-legal stories we’ve heard in a while. An Illinois woman decided she didn’t need a real attorney anymore and replaced them with ChatGPT. What could go wrong? Turns out… a lot. The AI helped her flood the courts with legal filings that basically didn’t exist in real law, costing a company hundreds of thousands of dollars just to respond. It sparks a bigger discussion about how far people are pushing AI into real-life decisions — including using it for medical advice instead of calling an actual doctor.
Speaking of health, the gang discovers just how many health tracking apps people have on their phones now. Lauren proudly reveals she has thirteen, which feels less like “wellness” and more like running a personal medical command center from your pocket. Meanwhile, some of us are still operating on the “if my arm goes numb I’ll deal with it then” method.
The show also tackles a genius business move by a group of Girl Scouts who set up a cookie booth outside a marijuana dispensary. The sales were legendary… but the Girl Scouts organization wasn’t exactly thrilled. Apparently entrepreneurship has limits when it involves Thin Mints and customers leaving with the munchies.
And finally, the crew looks at a new study ranking the happiest cities in America. Let’s just say the results were… not great for St. Louis. Like, really not great. The conversation spirals into why some towns exist in the first place, how railroad cities were built, and the strange history behind places that make you wonder: “Who looked at this swamp and said… yeah, this is where we live now.”
Basically, it’s another chaotic morning hanging out with the crew — weird stories, questionable life advice, and plenty of laughs along the way. If you like sarcasm, strange news, and conversations that somehow start with a band holiday and end with frontier settlement theories, this comedy podcast has you covered.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:01.1 | Brzudo. |
| 0:02.5 | Rurudo. |
| 0:03.1 | Hey! |
| 0:04.4 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:06.8 | On this 311 day, that's right. |
| 0:09.5 | It's March 11th. |
| 0:10.9 | It is Wednesday, and we are live. |
| 0:12.9 | Oh, we'll have some 311 for crap on. |
| 0:15.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:15.9 | The top five best 311 songs, according to critics. |
| 0:19.2 | Oh, really? |
| 0:19.7 | Oh, really? |
| 0:55.4 | They headlined Point Fest last year, and... It was amazing. It was amazing. And I forgot how much I liked that band. I know. Band is great. And everybody is still lusting after Nick Hexham. That's right. Yeah, my wife's got a picture of him next of the bed. That's cool. Which is... Appropriate. Me too. Insulting. But how you do as well? Yeah, I took some point fest stills and he took his shirt off last year and I have them right over the headboard. For some reason, motivation. When we make love, she puts my picture down. |
| 0:55.7 | Yes. And then his picture goes up. |
| 0:58.1 | And I go, what's this about? |
| 0:59.5 | It's fine. |
| 1:00.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.5 | Tina just holds it over my face. |
| 1:03.1 | I actually know if my dishes are dirty or clean, depending on if Nick Hexham has facial hair or not. |
| 1:08.4 | And I just flip it. |
| 1:09.2 | Like if the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty, he's got a beard. If they're clean, he's clean shaven. Yeah, clean shaven. It makes sense. It does. So happy 311. Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what all the debris on the road in our town can do to your car and your tires. |
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