Metallica Baby Names, Nostalgic Music Moments & The Rizz Quiz Returns
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast is a chaotic mix of metal fandom, nostalgia overload, celebrity nonsense, and a trivia challenge that will absolutely destroy someone’s confidence in 60 seconds.
First up, the crew discovers a story that sounds fake but absolutely isn’t — a superfan in Thailand legally naming their daughter Metallica. Yes, really. And yes, it’s officially on her passport. The show debates whether naming your kid after your favorite band is cool parenting… or setting them up for a lifetime of awkward introductions.
From there, the conversation spirals into a surprisingly deep dive into why Gen X had the greatest music experience ever. We’re talking MTV when it actually played music videos, standing in line for concert tickets, guitar heroes everywhere, and moments like Live Aid and Michael Jackson’s moonwalk that everyone saw at the exact same time. The gang debates whether modern music culture — driven by algorithms and TikTok fame — has completely changed how fans discover artists.
Speaking of weird internet fame, the show also talks about a comedian who apparently blew up because of… chickens. Yes, chickens. Welcome to the internet era where a guy feeding chickens on TikTok can sell out comedy venues.
In Crap on Celebrities, the crew dives into a bunch of entertainment news including:
- The explosion of upcoming music biopics (Bon Jovi, The Beatles, Ozzy, and more)
- Netflix shows people are currently binge-watching
- Quentin Tarantino firing back at criticism
- A documentary about Whoopi Goldberg
- And the crew celebrating 311 Day by debating their favorite 311 songs.
Plus, the show announces an upcoming March Movie Mayhem bracket where the best movies of the 90s will battle it out.
Then the chaos really begins…
The Riz Quiz returns. The rules are brutal: 60 seconds, rapid-fire trivia questions, no skipping allowed, and one wrong answer ends the round immediately. Contestants battle for bragging rights and tickets while trying not to completely panic under the clock.
If you like your morning radio loud, sarcastic, unpredictable, and occasionally educational in the weirdest ways possible, this comedy podcast episode delivers the full Rizz Show experience.
It’s music nostalgia, celebrity nonsense, and trivia pressure all wrapped into one daily comedy podcast episode from the crew in St. Louis.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:00.7 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.9 | Okay, so anybody know Big Metallica fans? Yeah. I mean, who are into Metallica, like really into them. Worship Metallica. Yeah. Metallica put something out, whether it be their whiskey, whether it be their... All in my hands. All within my hands foundation, donating all the time. Yeah. This guy here in Thailand is a real Metallica fan. |
| 0:23.8 | He named his real Metallica fan. |
| 0:23.8 | He named his daughter Metallica. |
| 0:25.4 | Damn. |
| 0:25.9 | He named his daughter Metallica. |
| 0:27.9 | That's cool. |
| 0:28.7 | Now, there could be some issues. |
| 0:32.7 | This sounds like a bet. |
| 0:34.7 | It sounds like somebody was like they were arguing, you know, over some... Like the mom and dad. Over some Budweiser's in a bet. It sounds like somebody was like, they were arguing, you know, over some... |
| 0:38.2 | Like the mom and dad. |
| 0:39.1 | Over some Budweiser's in a basement. Like, I'm a bigger Metallica fan. Nah, Jeff's a bigger Metallica fan. And then they're like, well, yeah, I'll show you. I'm going to show that guy. Well, there was a story on a very... A very popular Facebook page in Thailand called Head Bangkok, which I love that name. |
| 0:57.1 | Head Bangkok. |
| 0:58.1 | Head Bangkok. |
| 0:58.8 | That's awesome. |
| 0:59.9 | That's a heavy metal music Facebook page. |
| 1:04.5 | And that's where the story's been making the rounds. |
| 1:07.8 | And for a while, people in Thailand are arguing over whether the government would actually let |
| 1:11.3 | the girl have that. |
| 1:13.6 | Her name is Miss Metallica. |
| 1:15.2 | Mm-hmm. |
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