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The Hi, everybody, it's Ellen Weatherford.

And Christian Weatherford.

And this is just the Zoo of Us, your favorite animal review podcast, where we rate your favorite animals out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity, and aesthetics.

We are not zoological experts, but we try our best to bring the most accurate information we can.

I'm very proud of you for wrangling a capri sun away from the cat. Christian just successfully fought a cat over a capri sun.

He can't even use a straw.

Why does he do this to us every day?

Humans won.

Cats zero.

That's true.

Maybe he should evolve thumbs.

Absolutely dunked on.

And whatever the mouth anatomy is required to use a straw.

Chris was getting out of capri sun and and the cat just started, like, chewing on the corner of it. It seemed like he was trying to, like, pull it away. I was like, what would you even do with that if he got it? You know what he would do? He would puncture it, and the juice would start getting everywhere, and then he would be really upset about it. No, his only goal is to deprive me of the juice.

That's true.

It's not about taking something away from you.

It's about inconveniencing you specifically as it usually is.

And then you got a capricon, and then I had to delay recording time to wait for you to open

and drink your capricon before we could record this.

I should have gotten that as an ASMR.

That could be for the bonus feed.

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