#3102 I Have The Tails, If You Have The Diapers!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is in a MOOD today, and it's partially pet-related. He brings his cat into the studio with him to work things out. He and Luke also discuss a New Hampshire police officer who stripped down to his underwear and walked home in the cold after being stripped of his duties.

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0:00.0	I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
0:04.0	Girl named Megan.
0:06.0	Girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school.
0:09.0	I'm referring to myself when I say Megan.
0:12.0	It's me, Megan.
0:14.0	I know you look at me now and think,
0:16.0	boy, she must have breathed through high school.
0:18.0	Not the case, Annie.
0:20.0	Okay? They used to try to blow me up.
0:22.0	That they're firecrackers at my head.
0:24.0	Firecrackers.
0:25.0	I mean, literally.
0:26.0	I'm not saying that figuratively.
0:28.0	I got firecrackers thrown at my head.
0:30.0	They called me a freak.
0:32.0	You know what I did?
0:33.0	I pulled myself up.
0:34.0	I studied really hard.
0:35.0	I read every book in the library.
0:37.0	And now I work for the government.
0:39.0	I have the highest possible security clearance.
0:41.0	Don't repeat that.
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