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🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The Southern Charm gang throws a literature party, where Craig wears a lot of guyliner and works himself into a hissy fit after no one knows who his Lost Boy hero is. Also, Austen gets cats to use as an “aw shucks” crush as he gets ready to dump his girlfriend. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:14.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much what happens? Well, hello, what's crapens? Well, hello, what's crap is. |
| 0:23.6 | What happens when there's so much than crap is. |
| 0:29.6 | Well, hello, and welcome to watch what crapans. |
| 0:32.5 | I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. |
| 0:34.0 | Hello, Ben. |
| 0:35.2 | Hi, how are you? Happy birthday, my little Ben to Mooney. |
| 0:42.4 | Well, thank you so much. Ben has just turned 32 today. Happy birthday, Ben. It's official. I'm in my 30s. |
| 0:53.3 | Thanks, Ronnie. |
| 0:55.5 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:57.5 | What are you doing today's special for your day? |
| 1:04.4 | Well, first of all, I'm basking and all the love that people are giving me on all platforms and mediums. |
| 1:05.4 | I appreciate it. |
| 1:07.4 | All the loves and all the love and the loves. |
| 1:27.6 | I already did my first big checkmark, which is, of course, today is bagel Thursday. So I took myself to my favorite bagel shop in Los Angeles, which was Hanks over into Lucca Lake. I went into the valley for my bagel this morning. And so, I mean, we've got some things going for us over there. Yeah. Hanks. Yeah, Hanks and Bagel Boss. |
| 1:28.9 | They are neck and neck and neck. And home goods. |
| 1:29.8 | I mean, there's a lot of great stuff in the valley, including you, Ronnie, although you're in a different valley right now. So I did that. I'm going to podcast with you for a few hours. I'm in the Valley of the Damned. and then tonight I'm going to go see |
| 1:43.9 | Allison Roman doing her book tour |
| 1:46.1 | for her new cookbook. |
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