309: 309 - What Binders?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Pat is playing referee, Sunday was a flop, Crystal has been writing and was asked to babysit. RIP Amanda, no more pets, random singing and our government lies in our face.

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:01.0	Hi.
0:05.0	Welcome. Welcome to Hello to Hello Disfunction. Hi.
0:22.2	Welcome.
0:23.1	Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 309.
0:27.8	Dang, three hours.
0:29.8	I'm potter for you.
0:31.1	I'm Crystal, I think.
0:32.7	My brain's not working very well right now.
0:35.7	It's just short circuits out of nowhere.
0:38.4	It's a good time.
0:40.2	How's your day?
0:41.5	It's been okay, busy.
0:43.5	Yeah?
0:44.0	Yeah, I just been trying to, like, get caught up on, like, the raffle shit,
0:48.3	and I still got to pick for July.
0:50.7	But I got all those for June, like, packed up and ready to ship out in the morning and then
0:56.7	awesome yeah just like paying bills I had to run to the bank and then I was like trying to
1:04.1	referee a situation with one of my kids and their partner and just yeah I love I love that well you know I don't mind actually
1:15.6	I take that back I don't mind being brought in when it's necessary like if you're not acting right
1:20.3	oh yeah bring me in because um are their partners comfortable with yeah with me. With like asking you if there's, oh, yeah.
1:30.0	Even better.
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