So we were walking out of the door today and I hear Wes's footsteps and all of a sudden around the corner comes a little naked toddler man and he laughs at me maniacally and then starts shaking his booty at me and I'm like where do you learn this and also can this be every single day.

He called it Wesley's booty dance.

Yeah, he's getting very creative with his naked dances.

Yeah, I need to really learn something from him from my own naked dances. They've been feeling kind of flat lately.

You could learn something from him.

I just kind of like stand there and brush my teeth but like a real like just twerk town, twerk city. That's where it's at.

Welcome to Baby Steps, the weekly parenting comedy podcast where we show the hidden side of Instagram perfect parenting, which is not so perfect.

We are so excited that Tiffany and Meredith from the take it or leave it podcast are with us today. Tiffany Meredith, how's it going?

Hello, it's going great. I'm stoked to be here. Hello, hello, hello. We're happy to have you. We're going to play a game, which is what would you do a bunch of parenting hypotheticals.

My producer miles came up with them. So he doesn't have kids. So we'll see.

But first I want to know a little bit about about your kids. You know, we we went on your podcasts last week, but you know, tell us about it.

What ages are your kids? How long have you guys been doing your podcasts? Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I have a 15 year old, a 12 year old and a 10 year old.

My entire life is just basically my husband and I drowning in puberty. All of the smells, all of the awfulness, all of the angstiness and the awkwardness.

And Tiffany and I started this podcast. So and we basically just shoot the shit shot.

So my kids are four and five and I have a bonus daughter who's 10 and we thought having kids back to back will be a super fun idea.

And how did that turn out? It wasn't.

But yeah, they're great. It's a boy and a girl and their arch enemies and best friends, depending on what time of day it is.

What causes them to be arch enemies?

Just I think the fact that they breathe the same air usually is what it is.

Existence. Yeah, just being in the same room, fighting for attention.

They're both totally different kids, which is so weird because I assume that they would all be generally the same, but they're not.

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