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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

31. Fried Butterfly

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It is the 31st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how penises are too small on statues. Also discussed: Vin Scully, Dick Vitale, Super Mario Bros theme music, pregnancy photos, the statue of David, a special PSA for naked altruists, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:37.9

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0:42.5

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square cash app for iOS or Android now. Hey guys, what's up? It's episode 31.

1:15.6

Hey guys, what's up? My dog gets all perky. Come here, dude.

1:22.3

Congratulations, episode 31. I just got back from Salt Lake City, Utah, and it was a blast.

1:31.4

I love Salt Lake City. I don't know if it's a love Salt Lake City, but I like Salt Lake City because

1:40.2

I've only been in the summer, really. But also, I've never been in January and people are like,

1:46.4

oh, but it's beautiful. You go because it's snowing and yeah, but it's too cold naturally. Let's

1:51.2

just go in the summer and that's it. But it was so, so hot. Then I got back to LA and it was way

1:56.3

cooler. So it was cool. I did six shows there and it's a different, it's a different, well, you

2:09.2

hold on. Actually, before I even fucking start this shit, go to crystalia.com and look at my tour

2:13.5

dates. You can go to, you know, I got New Brunswick, New Jersey coming up. I got Tempe and Phoenix,

2:21.1

and I got some Australia dates, Charlotte, North Carolina, and there's Merch there too,

2:26.8

crystalia.com. You can get all the congratulations, Merch and Dice. And so anyway, also watch Man of

2:34.0

Fire and rate and review this fucking thing, please. Because I'm actually, I teeter on, you know,

2:40.6

I like doing it, but then I teeter on like, well, if nobody's going to be, if this is not going

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