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What's up guys? Hey babies, it's episode 30.

I got my dogs in my room right now and as soon as I said, what's up guys?

They jumped up and looked at me and cocked their head, like little bitches.

And then they jumped off the couch that I, the chair that I put them on.

And you know, dogs are weird because you can't, you can't, I don't know, I've been talking about them a lot on stage about how I can't train them because there's two of them.

But they're, they're assholes. Guys, come on, get on your couch.

Get on the fucking couch. They don't give a shit. They want to go.

They're like, you know what they're like? Like, they're like chicks in high school that you date.

They do the other thing that you want. Like if you say do one thing, they're like, yeah, okay.

And then they do the fucking other thing. Go on the, maybe if I tell them to go on the carpet.

Stay on the carpet guys. See none of that. They know because they know English for sure.

It's episode 30 and that's it. We, we, we were, we, this is the 30th episode anniversary of, of, of, of, congratulations.

And I'm going to Utah this week. Everyone tells me when I go to Utah, perform to Utah, they're like, how do you do it?

Do you do it differently? Do you perform differently because of all the Mormons?

And no, I don't because fuck that, fuck that. If you're going to let you be different, fuck up your sense of humor, you're a piece of shit, okay?

You don't, if you come to a comedy show, let your walls down. If you're a Mormon, let your Mormon walls down.

If you Catholic, let, let, let, Catholic walls down. If you're Buddhist, let you Buddhist walls down, okay?

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