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The LoPriore Podcast

#31: America Is HORNED UP!

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5678 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we discuss Michael smoking angel dust, which countries are the horniest, weird friend sleepovers and fighting to the death! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.7

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Yeah, we're smart and shit.

0:40.2

Check it.

0:45.0

Yeah, you ain't stopping this, poppin this while I'm jerking off the porn, I'm through my Oculus.

0:46.1

Yeah, I'm in my prime.

0:47.3

You bitches can call me Optimus, Philoptipus while I'm jerking off an octopus,

0:52.0

or an octopus, octatis, and a v vautilis I got a girl with eight tits

0:55.8

Octotits fief fiefilism nauton phone when I'm optimist a hand debate to mandate

1:01.1

Manchurian candidate bars and fall fars falls for the large and nars and softened amiss

1:06.0

I tucking my dick off like a narcissist I'm a narcissist that's an arsonist when I'm

1:10.5

a parsonist and I don't even have a porcupist, bitch.

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