#31: America Is HORNED UP!
The LoPriore Podcast
Danny D LoPriore
5.0 • 678 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | At Pure Gym, whatever you're here for, we're here for it. |
| 0:04.0 | So whether you're here to meet your goals, or meet your gals, |
| 0:08.0 | take a bit of me time, or a weight off, |
| 0:12.0 | getting back on the bike, |
| 0:16.0 | or filling the tea while you spin, they said what? |
| 0:19.0 | We're here for it. |
| 0:24.9 | With 50% off your first month and no joining fee for a limited time. |
| 0:27.5 | Whatever you're here for, we're here for it. |
| 0:28.4 | Pure Jim. |
| 0:29.7 | Terms and conditions apply. |
| 0:31.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.7 | Yeah, we're big word rappers. Yeah, we're big word rappers. |
| 0:39.7 | Yeah, we're smart and shit. |
| 0:40.2 | Check it. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah, you ain't stopping this, poppin this while I'm jerking off the porn, I'm through my Oculus. |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah, I'm in my prime. |
| 0:47.3 | You bitches can call me Optimus, Philoptipus while I'm jerking off an octopus, |
| 0:52.0 | or an octopus, octatis, and a v vautilis I got a girl with eight tits |
| 0:55.8 | Octotits fief fiefilism nauton phone when I'm optimist a hand debate to mandate |
| 1:01.1 | Manchurian candidate bars and fall fars falls for the large and nars and softened amiss |
| 1:06.0 | I tucking my dick off like a narcissist I'm a narcissist that's an arsonist when I'm |
| 1:10.5 | a parsonist and I don't even have a porcupist, bitch. |
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