#030: Humans Are Aliens

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2021

⏱️ 140 minutes

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On this episode, we dive deep into our insecurities, cheating, Drake vs. Kanye, Danny gets followed, the possibility of humans being aliens & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Pure Gym, whatever you're here for, we're here for it.
0:04.0	So whether you're here to meet your goals, or meet your gals,
0:08.0	take a bit of me time, or a weight off,
0:12.0	getting back on the bike,
0:16.0	or filling the tea while you spin, they said what?
0:19.0	We're here for it.
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0:27.5	Whatever you're here for, we're here for it.
0:28.4	Pure Jim.
0:29.7	Terms and conditions apply.
0:32.1	Yeah, check it out real quick.
0:33.0	We on this new tip.
0:34.5	It's called Respect your bitch.
0:38.8	See a lot of men out there disrespecting their bitches. honestly Respect your bitching me off. Yeah, you know I saw this girl wanted to make her my world.
0:46.7	So I said, yo, what's up with you? She was like, what's up with you? I was like, can I get your number?
0:52.4	She said, no, I got a boyfriend. And then we left
0:55.3	it at that. I walked down the block. It was easy as that. Just stop. Stop harassing women.
1:02.0	Let them be. If they don't want to talk to you. They don't want to talk to you. You a boy.
1:08.0	They don't want to talk to you. Just enjoy the view from a fall.
1:12.6	It may be inside your car.
1:14.6	Don't hop out the streets and walk on the sidewalk and be like, bitch, can I talk to you?
1:20.6	No, they don't want to talk to you.
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