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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3095 The Windex Doesn't Fall Far From The Glass

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke impresses one of America's top pop stars with his choice of coffee. He also tortures Andrew with a list of terrible hot sauce names. Plus, in Top Stories, a broom-related craze is sweeping the internet, but for all the wrong reasons, and Joaquin Phoenix lays down some heavy truths at the Oscars.
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0:00.0

Can you be honest with me?

0:02.0

What is it about me that it's like they make you know I want to sit here?

0:08.1

Honestly, yeah

0:12.3

Like everything

0:14.0

Starting with your face first just like the expression on it is really bad. You sort of look like

0:20.3

You're smelling something that doesn't smell good or like you're like squinting even though you're wearing glasses

0:25.6

Like your eyes don't work. You're a feminine

0:27.6

But not in like a good way. It's almost insulting to women the way you're a feminine because like you're not a drudge in us

0:33.2

You're just like soft and doughy

0:36.2

You don't look like you have bones under your body at all. You're just sort of like an old baby

0:41.5

You know you just seem

0:43.8

very uncomfortable, you know like a little bit

0:47.8

You're apologizing for your existence

0:51.2

Just

0:57.0

It's a complete answer

1:04.1

There's a sentence I never thought I'd say but if you thought a sausage couldn't really hurt anyone

1:08.4

Frankly, think again. I was just trying to find ET. ET. Classics. Feel, but we've heard

1:15.4

I love when his finger lights up. That's how you can tell he's an alien and his face and his face

1:20.4

So what are you working on these days? Yeah, mostly I just sit around the house and complain about things

1:25.8

Yeah, how's that working out for you? Yeah, I can't complain so you know

1:29.5

Just joke because as a bit of a joke, I just want to say that I get it. I get joke and I'm in on it also in its way

1:35.4

Yes

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