Okay, class settled down. I know it's the first day, but we've got a lot to get

through. The earth is flat. The devil is real. The sun is crazy, and that is

everything that we know. Congratulations, graduates! That's it. Well, no, you still

know tuition. It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The

pageantry, the costumes, wow. I can't do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me.

Targets, targets. Oh my god. Oh my god. That is a terrible feeling. I'm coldness. Actually,

you know what, I can email you. Or you know, you can email me at splet2withspletnet.net.

It's quite one to my father. Maybe I'll be set to see him go. Can I just get my hands on my handle?

Well, hello there. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of TBTL

show that just might be too beautiful to live. We do not have time for this kind of sillings.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Oh my god. Coming to you from the comfortable confines

of the offices of Walsh Walsh and Dormat in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. It

is episode 3,092 in a collector's series. That's a fun begin. You may have heard of I Heart

Radio there. I believe the largest conglomeration now of radio stations in America. And I'll tell

you what they don't heart. They do not heart their local DJs. We're getting medium play on three

independent radio stations in central Europe. They have laid off about a thousand people that are

producers and also the folks that are coming on during afternoon drive and in the morning and

teeing up the next song by Pitbull or whatever the format might be. We'll ask if DJs matter

anymore here on this Thursday edition of the show. Also, I've got a new inspirational person

that I'm looking towards and to help me, I don't know, be better in my life. She is a 75-year-old

uphill skier named Sharon. Oh, shit. Things are hard. Yes, uphill skiing is a sport and yes,

a 75-year-old lady named Sharon from Colorado is very good at it. So we'll tell you her story.

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