I'm watching Syphilth. I'm like, he does right of those. How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?

I don't even know how to write. Or a storyteller. I don't even know how to do stories at funny. Only a snow white one.

Syphilth, he does really good jokes and I can't do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me.

And I need someone to tweet me. We need to copy him so you need to print it off so I can do each word at a time.

And I need to memorize that so I can do each word at a time. He does right of those. How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?

I don't even know how to write.

I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths.

I'm not saying a one thing. I'm not even talking to John. That's spicy stuff.

I think the opposite silence is the best bit. And especially those kind of related to the obvious sexual tension between Luke and Andrew.

And I think that's a really important thing that you need to keep in the show.

If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.

Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TBTL.

Here we go again.

Show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I'd like to grow a pair sometime.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the very frigid Bay City.

In a case gone cold, put a podcast, bring the heat.

Looking out over Lake Watcom and Squallicam Mountain, and really honestly my neighbor's roof,

even more kind of in the foreground of my vision, there is bits of snow and frost and frozen water,

chances of getting some snow up here, which because of where this house is positioned,

and the driveways and steep hills and such that need to be navigated, I may be here for a while,

so settle in everybody. And if anyone can host Live Wire on Thursday night,

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