309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?
We also get into:
The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇♀️
Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)
Sports uniform malfunctions
Ridiculous Black family superstitions
And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!
This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.
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What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs?
🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos!
00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs
01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀
04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap
07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂
10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants
13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!
18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)
21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read
23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk
26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks
30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions
35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies
39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams
42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks
44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked
46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias
47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢
51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!
54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos
58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬
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https://www.betterhelp.com/diys
#DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast
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| 0:29.9 | The male equivalent to a woman getting bangs. |
| 0:35.1 | A male equivalent to a woman. |
| 0:37.6 | Oh, I know, I know. |
| 0:39.0 | That part? |
| 0:41.1 | A part? |
| 0:42.6 | No. |
| 0:43.5 | No. |
| 0:43.8 | No, I don't think it's not. |
| 0:44.3 | Male equivalent of bangs is the shag. |
| 0:47.4 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:48.4 | I'm to hear more. |
| 0:49.4 | I'm Patrick Cloud. |
| 0:50.3 | And this is another episode of damn. |
| 0:52.8 | In a night? |
| 0:53.2 | You're scary. |
| 0:56.0 | We got a very special guest in the house. Bah, ba, ba, ba, bha, ladies and gentlemen, |
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