309 - The Life Coach
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. We are in what they call a recession. |
| 0:05.5 | Or there's some debate about that because a technical recession is two quarters of negative |
| 0:12.4 | growth, which we have not had. But you know, the prices of things now, the gas, what do they call |
| 0:18.7 | it, the pain at the pump? God, I love that. Pain at the pump, the gas, the inflation, |
| 0:25.2 | everything's going up, everything's going up food. I mean, what does it cost to feed a fat |
| 0:32.1 | American family now, like $3,000 a week, right? I mean, it's the, you just got to, you leave with |
| 0:38.8 | like buckets of chocolate sauce for the kids. It's so much fucking money. You can't get ahead |
| 0:46.0 | and Biden, our president, who's with us this week, he's back. He's said Biden says the US is not |
| 0:52.3 | in a recession, despite two consecutive quarters of a shrinking economy. But maybe there's some, |
| 0:59.7 | some, there's some debate about whether it's, it's not negative growth or, listen, |
| 1:07.2 | it's hurting out there. People are hurting out there. But the job numbers are good. People |
| 1:13.7 | are employed. People are scooping Italian ice. People are out there working. So that in and |
| 1:20.4 | of itself is a positive, it's a positive thing. These are positives, right? There are negatives. |
| 1:28.1 | The gas being very high, the food, the cost of, you know, flying, if you can even fly, they just |
| 1:35.6 | cancel everything now. They just cancel the flights. But certain companies are being creative |
| 1:43.2 | with this. And this is what I want to tell you, you have to be creative to survive. You're not |
| 1:48.5 | going to be able to get through this time unless you survive. Airbnb has decided to start trafficking |
| 1:54.4 | women. And this is creative and it's a good business. It's controversial for sure. But Airbnb, |
| 2:01.9 | you know, it's a company that I love and respect. Great company. They are now moving on from just |
| 2:08.1 | simply a hotel service to a trafficking, the women that stay in the hotels to stay in the homes. |
| 2:16.2 | Now Airbnb is saying, let's traffic those women to local traffickers. And that will make us a little |
| 2:23.9 | bit on the top. They want a little extra on the top. So this is an article here. Florida woman |
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