308 - Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 24 July 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Tim auditions for the role on Netflix he always wanted, Buzz Lightyear going woke, Fire Island, the fate of Ghislaine, and Ben and his wife going to Europe.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. |
| 0:02.2 | We are here with comedian Chris Stefano from New York City. |
| 0:06.6 | Thank you for coming. |
| 0:07.4 | We appreciate you've never done the show. |
| 0:08.9 | Have you? |
| 0:09.9 | You did a Patreon. |
| 0:10.9 | I've never, I'll tell you what, |
| 0:12.2 | I've never done it in this studio. |
| 0:14.0 | Are you nervous about this LA? |
| 0:17.5 | No, just be on the show. |
| 0:18.9 | You know what, here's a deal. |
| 0:21.2 | We're the new Rogan. |
| 0:22.3 | You are. |
| 0:23.1 | I don't want to, I don't want to start a fight with him, |
| 0:25.8 | but I literally will. |
| 0:27.4 | Yeah, we are the new Joe Rogan experience. |
| 0:30.6 | What happens in that share can destroy your life |
| 0:34.3 | or it can save it. |
| 0:35.3 | Yeah, the only difference between this studio and Joe Rogan's studio |
| 0:38.0 | is Joe Rogan has beef jerky made out of native Americans |
| 0:40.8 | in the waiting room. |
| 0:41.8 | Yes, he does. |
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