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The Hi there, everybody, it's Ellen Weatherford.

And Christian Weatherford.

And this is just the Zoo of Us, your favorite animal review podcast, where we rate your favorite animals out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity, and aesthetics.

We are not zoological experts, but we try our best to bring the best and most accurate information that we can.

And this week, I'm hoping it's going to be a little bit short and sweet.

This week, I only have three pages of notes. So hopefully we'll come in at a reasonable amount of time, mostly because I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out this week. So I'm not going to be up for a ton of legwork. Well, when people are listening to this, I will have already had them taken out. But as we're recording this, I have not yet.

So that's going to be a really fun experience for me.

Anyone who's had their wisdom teeth out will know that that's a roaring good time.

Minus one to the wisdom ability.

Yeah, it's a debuff, a permanent debuff.

Is it at least a tradeoff?

Do I at least get some sort of bonus or something?

Reduced carry weight by... By what point O... 10 grams. Do you think a toothway is 10 grams?

Well, it's four of them. Four teeth weight. Huh. How much does a toothway do you think? Can you imagine the

tooth fairies carrying capacity? Well, that begs the question.

Is she getting everyone's tooth?

Is it like a Santa Claus thing where she makes like one trip per night, like going

around and getting all the teeth in one night?

Or is she like going to get the tooth, bringing it back, going like making a discrete trip

for every tooth?

It's actually multiple tooth fairies that report back to a tooth demon.

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