So I'm like I just sat on my phone my phone in my asshole guy welcome back to the basement yard

I read no, I mean oh

Do you think that'd be cool? I was gonna?

Yo, I know I know I know my not my not my do you hear?

Do you hear people are hacking butt plugs?

Hacking yeah, welcome back to the basement yard, wait aren't butt plugs just like rubber? No, no no no

They have butt plugs that are like electric now the bluetooth

What you got I was listen to music into your ass? Thank God. I remembered this

I was watching John Oliver and they were talking about ransomware

You know when people will be like your computer is hacked send us $500 and we'll give you your pictures of your fucking

You know pussy. Yeah

There are like apparently they found like some sort of like way

That they there's like electric butt plugs and like you can join like a social group for butt plugs on the planet

And like I'll be like the keymaster and it'll be like I control your butt plug a random stranger. Yeah

It's like you know imagine like or like your significant other you know like those underwear

But it's like oh, I'm gonna wear this underwear and then you're gonna make me come at dinner

You're like bro fucking me

Have spaghetti the last place I want to come is at a fucking TGI Fridays, okay? Seriously like they're in like they're in the

They're just in the restaurant. They're like

It's like and the guys just over there on his app just fucking making her like he's like

Yeah, he's just like sitting there hitting a fucking button while you're trying to order some you know endless appetizers

By the by the way, I don't know about anyone else

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