#308 - My House Is Haunted

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Frank's been experiencing some wild paranormal activity in his new house. Is it real ghosts? Is it demon videos? Who knows.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank. How's it going buddy?
0:02.3	Good. Sorry. I'm a little... That was a weird opening. I'm a little delirious. Josh keep that in though.
0:06.2	What?
0:07.6	That opening?
0:08.4	Oh, we're opening.
0:09.2	I'm sorry. I'm tired. Bear with me. I'm a little sleepy boy.
0:12.4	Go ahead, tell me about how you're a dad.
0:14.0	I-
0:16.0	Um, I just got like something. Came out of my mouth or nose. Possibly both.
0:19.0	Mm-hmm.
0:19.4	Buggers.
0:20.0	Well, surprisingly, I'm not tired because of the baby.
0:23.8	The kids. Yeah. I'm not tired because of it.
0:26.1	Um, why are you tired?
0:28.2	I was up late.
0:29.3	Duh. Yeah.
0:30.4	Up early. Duh again.
0:32.3	Why is both of these duh?
0:34.5	Because that would be the two things that lead you to be tired.
0:37.4	Gotcha.
0:37.8	Don't get enough sleep, Joey.
0:39.3	And we're not all sitting here and they're fucking, you know, in your- your-
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