#3082 So Pitted

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Andrew declines an invitation to smell something at a doctor's office. Plus, Aerosmith's drummer isn't allowed to play with Aerosmith, but nobody seems to know why. And Luke and Andrew accidentally get into a conversation about the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, even though they don't want to.

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0:00.0	Let me see it. Is it cute? Yeah. So cute. Send it to me. Me too. Okay. Look what I just posted.
0:08.6	Brunch with these two dumb dumb. Oh my gosh. So good. Is this good? I said Sunday,
0:13.0	Sunday with these idiots. Yeah, that's good. That's great. So cute. Okay. Okay. So cute.
0:18.1	Look what I just posted. Eating crap with these sacks of ****. If they died tomorrow,
0:22.4	no one would shed a tear. So cute. What the hell? You called me a dumb dumb and she called
0:28.0	me an idiot. So yeah, when you post a pic of yourself where you look really cute,
0:31.6	then you have to say something a little self-deprecating so it doesn't look like you're just bragging.
0:37.1	All right. This is good. Slopping down some ** with these fat ** and I'm the fatdest of them all.
0:43.3	If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my freaking large carcass into the mud. No
0:48.9	cop and please just wet wet mud. Bay. Jesus Brenda. All right. I got you.
0:56.6	Gulping down some **** with these bags of meat. Sunday,
1:00.3	Sunday with these **. Hope nobody gulps us. So are we the ** with the bags of meat?
1:06.4	Okay. Let me try another one. Sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hog ****.
1:10.2	They're mad because I want the best hog at the hog **** snarthing contest. But I'm not mad because
1:15.1	we're all loads of beef sitting on the side of a highway, getting our butt sucked by flies.
1:19.8	I tagged you both in that. Why? Why are you guys bullying me?
1:23.1	T-B-T-L.
1:28.6	Maybe he saw his reflection and thought,
1:32.5	I'm flying in hot for that hottie. It's like your own mini garden and well,
1:38.2	nobody think about it. It's kind of fun seeing how good it grows. It's kind of like, you know,
1:45.4	kids like it's kind of like kids growing up. My podcast is on life support. Hey, I need new listeners.
1:52.6	I want to be the bad boy at public radio like Elvis Mitchell.
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