0:00.0	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.2	Hello, everybody.
0:37.4	Welcome to episode 308 of Beach, T, Sandy Water, too, at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm Christine.
0:45.5	I'm Zandi. Hi. Hi. Ooh, we're in our...
0:50.3	You get so scared every time I do, though. You need to calm. Gosh. Gosh. Like I even said it as my ringtone. To try and get over it. It would help me get over it. No, I'm just scared all the time. It's like when your neighbors called and said he just keeps screaming at 11 a.m. And I said, oh, no, don't worry. That's just when his alarm sets. That's when his alarm goes off. Yeah. Well, and they only knew to call you because it says, if you hear screaming, call 513. I almost kept going. I chose not to. Six, six, six, six, six. Jesus. That's because. Blake Maislin? Oh, no, that's 444. we are doing ghost hunting supplies today. This is very spooky.
1:30.8	So be forewarned that this is not for the faint of art.
1:32.5	Buckle up.
1:33.4	Zip up the pants.
1:37.0	There's some scary stories in people's Amazon reviews.
1:37.4	Okay.
1:37.6	True.
1:39.4	Don't even worry about it.
1:41.5	How was this, Sandy?
1:42.9	What is your challenge today, by the way?
1:43.3	I forget.
1:44.0	Oh. Speaking of spooky. Uh-oh. Oh, I know what it is. You literally said speaking of spooky. Really? Oh, yeah. How did that make sense? Because in the calendar for Patreon, I wrote, this is scarier than any ghosts. Oh, okay, that's true. You did say that. That's funny.
2:02.7	It's a reviews where people got mooned.
2:03.8	Sorry.
2:04.9	Sorry. Alexander made that in my ringtone.
2:06.6	Sorry, Alexander made, it's like this terrible cycle where we just scream every time
2:10.0	the other person says something.
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