Greetings to you, oh beautiful bumblebee skin dragons of light. My friend was

telling me this crazy story. He said he was walking late at night and down

to NLA and he ended up walking next to a man with severe burns all over his body

and he asked the man what happened to you and the man said well you know I was

practicing radical inclusivity and I made friends with the Pyramaniac. My

friend he asked him what did you figure out how to deal with that? How does

radical inclusivity work in a world where there are people who just love

setting shit on fire? The stranger stopped and smiled he said you know I used to

be a lot like you. I was worried because I recognized that with the growing

interconnectivity happening all over the planet the technologically enhanced

hyper connectivity that we are all experiencing that our ideas of

inclusivity and embrace opening our arms to all points of view could actually

be exploited by others that the concept that we should be completely open-minded

when it comes to all ways of life including the ways of the Pyramaniac could

get us in a lot of trouble at some point especially if people began to

exploit that vulnerability but what I realized was the solution to the entire

problem I actually discovered a way that we can coexist with Pyramaniacs and

my friend looked him in the eye and said how what is that way tell me the

stranger smiled but before he could reply he spontaneously

combusted right in front of my friend now I've heard about spontaneous

combustion since I was a little kid there was a small period in my life where I

was actually terrified of spontaneously combusting if you've never heard of this

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