Greetings to you, oh beautiful friends. It is I, D-Trustle, and you are listening to the Duncan

Trustle Family Hour Podcast. And I've said it before, and it might be annoying. It might

feel like I'm teasing you. I'm not. But my God, have I got the coolest secret to tell you

guys, which I can't tell you, or can't tell you for a long time, possibly. There's good

secrets in their bad secrets. This is a good secret. Potentially the best secret that I've

ever had. Man, for a yappy bearded person. I don't know why I had to throw the beard thing

in. There is no correlation between pubic hair manifestation and the ability or inability

to keep secrets. Well, actually, to be honest, I haven't done the study. I don't know if this

kind of study exists. I don't know if anybody has done a measurement of pubic hair on a variety

of bodies and then tested to see if there's any correlation between people who have facial hair

and who can keep a secret. And you can't keep a secret. You know, I don't know. Someone should

do that study. I'm sure there's a huge interest in that. I mean, shit, if we could actually find out

that there's some correlation one way or the other between people who have beards and people who

don't have beards, people who have shaved their pubes down below and people who haven't shaved their

pubes down below. And people who can keep secrets or people who can't keep secrets. This would

revolutionize so many various industries and also create some pretty intense ethical dilemmas when

it came to the interview process for jobs that involve the ability to keep secrets because you'd

have to sit across from the person and look them right in the eye and say, listen, do you have pubic

hair? Speaking of pubes, did you know that crab lice are going extinct? Let me look that up. I'm

pretty sure this is true. Let me look this up. Crab lice going extinct, going instinct, the instinct

of a crab lice. I wonder if crab lice, there's like a crab, like a pubic louse that brags to his

friends. These go really good instincts. Okay. See, this is just something I heard. This is from

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