307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Weekend unboxing, Bunny’s birthday, a fire scare and old Italian tradition. A close call, don’t let your kids join the military, messy true crime and some people are only for a season.

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0:00.0	Hi, kids. Welcome to Hello Disfunction, Episode 307. I'm potter for you. I am Crystal.
0:25.6	I am tired. Oh, I said tired. I said we're both hot. Yeah, both. Both are true the same time.
0:33.6	Yeah. It's been a week we might I might complain
0:37.6	it's Wednesday right
0:39.8	yeah
0:40.5	yeah we're a little late
0:42.0	there's been a lot going on
0:43.2	we'll catch you up
0:44.0	it's my fault
0:45.6	the weekend
0:46.3	we'll start in chronological order
0:48.3	yeah because we got a lot
0:49.8	yeah so
0:50.7	the weekend was cool
0:53.3	I was kind of bored.
0:55.4	I didn't really have anything going on.
0:57.7	So was it Saturday I came over?
1:00.4	Sunday.
1:01.1	Or Sunday.
1:01.6	You called and were like, what are you doing on board?
1:03.2	And I was like, let's do our unboxing.
1:07.1	Yeah.
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