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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

RIP Uncle Jimmy, Father's Day was cute, is WW3 happening and is MAGA waking up? Some people don’t deserve fans, WWF wrestling was NUTS, the government is experimenting on our brains and we’re really out of shape.

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0:00.0

The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be

0:06.8

wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain

0:13.0

that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching

0:18.7

their peak in the afternoon.

0:23.0

Not in the mood for miserable weather.

0:25.8

Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.

0:28.7

Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.

0:34.0

Hi, I'm Richard Karn, and you may have seen me on TV talking about the world's number one expandable garden hose.

0:36.0

Well, the brand new pocket hose copperhead with pocket

0:38.6

pivot is here, and it's a total game changer. Old-fashioned hoses get kinks and creases at the

0:44.1

spicket, but the copperhead's pocket pivot swivels 360 degrees for full water flow and freedom

0:49.6

to water with ease all around your home. When you're all done, this rust-proof anti-burst hose shrinks back down to pocket size

0:56.3

for effortless handling and tidy storage.

0:58.9

Plus, your super light and ultra-durable pocket hose copperhead is backed with a 10-year

1:03.4

warranty.

1:04.1

What could be better than that?

1:05.3

I'll tell you what, an exciting exclusive offer just for you.

1:08.4

For a limited time, you can get a free pocket pivot and their

1:11.4

10 pattern sprayer with the purchase of any size copperhead hose. Just text water to 64,000. That's

1:17.4

water to 64,000 for your two free gifts with purchase. W-A-T-E-R to 64,000. By texting 64,000,

1:24.6

you agree to receive recurring automated marketing messages from Pockethost. Message and date rates may apply.

1:27.6

No purchase required terms.

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