307: I'll Make Hug to You Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Eli will make a New Year’s resolution to have sex with fewer mailboxes, Eli will fail at his New Year’s resolution, and we’re all left wondering how that works. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To find out how to see Noah live on The Atheist Experience on Sunday, January 13th, click here: http://www.atheist-experience.com/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Headlines: The Catholic Church in Illinois Didn’t Disclose Allegations Against 500+ Priests: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/19/the-catholic-church-in-illinois-didnt-disclose-allegations-against-500-priests/ Christmas Christian Freakout https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/08/the-story-of-god-impregnating-mary-isnt-a-story-about-rape/ Some Christians are mad at Mattel for considering same-sex wedding dolls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/21/some-christians-are-mad-at-mattel-for-considering-same-sex-wedding-dolls/ Christian Airline https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/20/an-aviation-ministry-plans-to-launch-the-first-ever-christian-airline/ Arizona GOP legislators file overreaching bills to stifle classroom discussions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/28/arizona-gop-legislators-file-overreaching-bills-to-stifle-classroom-discussions/ Facebook awful sorry Franklin Graham has to follow hate speech rules: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/30/facebook-shouldnt-have-apologized-to-franklin-graham-for-his-hate-speech-ban/ Woman Claims in Lawsuit That Former Boss Forced Her to Adopt Scientology (doodly doo) https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/24/woman-claims-in-lawsuit-that-former-boss-forced-her-to-adopt-scientology/ A new album offers Christians clean music to play during sex: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/20/a-new-album-offers-christians-clean-music-to-play-during-sex/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Video: Bedouin judge forces accused wife to lick hot iron: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/01/video-shows-islamic-bedouin-judges-forcing-accused-wife-to-lick-red-hot-iron/ Female Mormon missionaries can now wear pants: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/02/female-mormon-missionaries-can-now-wear-pants-but-serious-restrictions-apply/

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0:00.0	Warning, none of the resolutions involved cleaning up our language this year.
0:03.6	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by
0:07.2	Puzzle in a Thunderstorm freelance government for hire.
0:10.3	I'm just saying, if you don't want to open up, we'll do it.
0:14.0	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:16.4	Hello everyone, this is Bobby from Central Illinois.
0:19.6	And right now I'm sitting on my front porch, staring at my neighbors
0:22.9	Confederate flag curtains and thinking to myself that this absurd display is a perfect example
0:28.6	of why we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:32.8	I mean, come on people, just buy some fucking curtains.
0:42.0	Rangler, my man, it's Thursday.
0:57.6	It's January 3rd, that's my line.
1:00.6	And my New Year's resolution is to fuck less mailboxes.
1:05.6	My New Year's resolution is also for Eli to fuck less mailboxes.
1:10.6	I vote that he fucks fewer anyway.
1:12.1	I'm no illusions.
1:14.1	Eli Bosnick.
1:14.9	I'm Heath and right.
1:16.4	And from we still go to the city all the time, seriously, New Jersey.
1:21.0	Cincinnati swing state.
1:22.4	And good husband, Georgia.
1:23.9	This is The Skating Atheist.
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