307: I'll Make Hug to You Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Eli will make a New Year’s resolution to have sex with fewer mailboxes, Eli will fail at his New Year’s resolution, and we’re all left wondering how that works.
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Headlines:
The Catholic Church in Illinois Didn’t Disclose Allegations Against 500+ Priests: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/19/the-catholic-church-in-illinois-didnt-disclose-allegations-against-500-priests/
Christmas Christian Freakout
Some Christians are mad at Mattel for considering same-sex wedding dolls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/21/some-christians-are-mad-at-mattel-for-considering-same-sex-wedding-dolls/
Christian Airline
Arizona GOP legislators file overreaching bills to stifle classroom discussions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/28/arizona-gop-legislators-file-overreaching-bills-to-stifle-classroom-discussions/
Facebook awful sorry Franklin Graham has to follow hate speech rules: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/30/facebook-shouldnt-have-apologized-to-franklin-graham-for-his-hate-speech-ban/
Woman Claims in Lawsuit That Former Boss Forced Her to Adopt Scientology (doodly doo)
A new album offers Christians clean music to play during sex: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/20/a-new-album-offers-christians-clean-music-to-play-during-sex/
This Week in Misogyny:
Video: Bedouin judge forces accused wife to lick hot iron: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/01/video-shows-islamic-bedouin-judges-forcing-accused-wife-to-lick-red-hot-iron/
Female Mormon missionaries can now wear pants: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/02/female-mormon-missionaries-can-now-wear-pants-but-serious-restrictions-apply/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, none of the resolutions involved cleaning up our language this year. |
| 0:03.6 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by |
| 0:07.2 | Puzzle in a Thunderstorm freelance government for hire. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm just saying, if you don't want to open up, we'll do it. |
| 0:14.0 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:16.4 | Hello everyone, this is Bobby from Central Illinois. |
| 0:19.6 | And right now I'm sitting on my front porch, staring at my neighbors |
| 0:22.9 | Confederate flag curtains and thinking to myself that this absurd display is a perfect example |
| 0:28.6 | of why we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. |
| 0:32.8 | I mean, come on people, just buy some fucking curtains. |
| 0:42.0 | Rangler, my man, it's Thursday. |
| 0:57.6 | It's January 3rd, that's my line. |
| 1:00.6 | And my New Year's resolution is to fuck less mailboxes. |
| 1:05.6 | My New Year's resolution is also for Eli to fuck less mailboxes. |
| 1:10.6 | I vote that he fucks fewer anyway. |
| 1:12.1 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:14.1 | Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:14.9 | I'm Heath and right. |
| 1:16.4 | And from we still go to the city all the time, seriously, New Jersey. |
| 1:21.0 | Cincinnati swing state. |
| 1:22.4 | And good husband, Georgia. |
| 1:23.9 | This is The Skating Atheist. |
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