306: Let's Plague Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Noah refuses to let Eli do a podcast yule log, we learn how that relates to Eli's vision board about his annual solid defecation, and we’ll bid farewell to 2018 like we were waving away a fart. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Headlines: Oranges disprove evolution https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/01/creationist-kent-hovind-now-says-oranges-are-proof-that-evolution-is-false-2/ Greek Bishop: Earth only planet in the universe: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/greek-orthodox-priest-claims-earth-is-the-only-planet-in-the-universe/ They’re coming for our johnson...again...again...again: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/12/once-again-house-republicans-are-trying-to-repeal-the-johnson-amendment/ Attorney General pick William Barr blamed secularism for nation's moral decline: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/07/attorney-general-pick-william-barr-blamed-secularism-for-nations-moral-decline/ Best nuns Ever https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/09/two-nuns-stole-500000-from-a-catholic-school-to-gamble-in-las-vegas/ Anti Trans Group admits bathroom Bill Fear Mongering is bullshit https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/09/anti-trans-group-admits-bathroom-bill-fear-mongering-was-largely-contrived/ Christian group opposes meditation, says “mindfulness” is against their religion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/16/christian-group-opposes-meditation-says-mindfulness-is-against-their-religion/ Atheists Win Discrimination Case Against BC School That Kicked Out Their Child: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/13/atheists-win-discrimination-case-against-bc-school-that-kicked-out-their-child/ Indonesia Launches “Heresy App” to Help Muslims Lodge Blasphemy Complaints https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/08/indonesia-launches-heresy-app-to-help-muslims-lodge-blasphemy-complaints/

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0:00.0	Warning, it's almost 2019 and we still haven't gotten close to hitting 2018's profanity
0:05.4	quota.
0:06.6	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new revisionist toothpaste
0:11.3	Popsident.
0:12.3	Get your Messiah 3 Shades Wider in just a few generations with Popsident.
0:18.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:20.4	This is Greta, an actual internet foreign provider, and I'm here to tell you that not only
0:26.5	did we evolve from filthy monkey man.
0:29.7	Based on the number of unsolicited dick pics I've received, we all still are filthy,
0:36.4	filthy monkey man.
0:59.7	It's December 27th and in what may be the worst idea ever, it's visit the zoo day.
1:06.7	Fuck kids, just say hi to the penguins and get back in the fucking car.
1:10.7	Jesus, fuck you cold.
1:12.7	I have no illusions.
1:14.0	I'm Eli Bosnick, I'm Heath N. Wright, and from New York's table scraps, pilot fish
1:19.4	New Jersey, since the Nadi Swing State.
1:22.2	And good husband Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:26.2	Next week's episode, Noah refuses to let me do a podcast you'll log.
1:31.0	We learn how that relates to Eli's vision board about his annual solid shit.
1:35.8	We'll bid farewell to 2018 as though we were waving away afarpt.
1:41.0	But first, the diet drive.
1:53.3	So I've been getting into video game history lately and I come across a nugget the other
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