306: Let's Plague Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Noah refuses to let Eli do a podcast yule log, we learn how that relates to Eli's vision board about his annual solid defecation, and we’ll bid farewell to 2018 like we were waving away a fart.
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Headlines:
Oranges disprove evolution
Greek Bishop: Earth only planet in the universe: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/greek-orthodox-priest-claims-earth-is-the-only-planet-in-the-universe/
They’re coming for our johnson...again...again...again: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/12/once-again-house-republicans-are-trying-to-repeal-the-johnson-amendment/
Attorney General pick William Barr blamed secularism for nation's moral decline: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/07/attorney-general-pick-william-barr-blamed-secularism-for-nations-moral-decline/
Best nuns Ever
Anti Trans Group admits bathroom Bill Fear Mongering is bullshit
Christian group opposes meditation, says “mindfulness” is against their religion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/16/christian-group-opposes-meditation-says-mindfulness-is-against-their-religion/
Atheists Win Discrimination Case Against BC School That Kicked Out Their Child: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/13/atheists-win-discrimination-case-against-bc-school-that-kicked-out-their-child/
Indonesia Launches “Heresy App” to Help Muslims Lodge Blasphemy Complaints
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, it's almost 2019 and we still haven't gotten close to hitting 2018's profanity |
| 0:05.4 | quota. |
| 0:06.6 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new revisionist toothpaste |
| 0:11.3 | Popsident. |
| 0:12.3 | Get your Messiah 3 Shades Wider in just a few generations with Popsident. |
| 0:18.0 | And now The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:20.4 | This is Greta, an actual internet foreign provider, and I'm here to tell you that not only |
| 0:26.5 | did we evolve from filthy monkey man. |
| 0:29.7 | Based on the number of unsolicited dick pics I've received, we all still are filthy, |
| 0:36.4 | filthy monkey man. |
| 0:59.7 | It's December 27th and in what may be the worst idea ever, it's visit the zoo day. |
| 1:06.7 | Fuck kids, just say hi to the penguins and get back in the fucking car. |
| 1:10.7 | Jesus, fuck you cold. |
| 1:12.7 | I have no illusions. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick, I'm Heath N. Wright, and from New York's table scraps, pilot fish |
| 1:19.4 | New Jersey, since the Nadi Swing State. |
| 1:22.2 | And good husband Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist. |
| 1:26.2 | Next week's episode, Noah refuses to let me do a podcast you'll log. |
| 1:31.0 | We learn how that relates to Eli's vision board about his annual solid shit. |
| 1:35.8 | We'll bid farewell to 2018 as though we were waving away afarpt. |
| 1:41.0 | But first, the diet drive. |
| 1:53.3 | So I've been getting into video game history lately and I come across a nugget the other |
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