306: Dicklish Tick
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2017
⏱️ 46 minutes
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The GameBoy brings his girlfriend by for another epic game. We discuss bad gifts and good boyfriends!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 1:00.0 | That's a good one. I like that song. Yeah. That was by Joey who's banned as my mom's guitar. Nice. And the |
| 1:21.2 | website is my mom's guitar dot band camp dot com. All right. He says thanks for what y'all do. You're |
| 1:28.2 | welcome. And his name once again is Joey. Yeah. It was a theme song for our podcast. I like it. |
| 1:35.3 | And if you use it, he'd love for us to plug his band. All right. My mom's guitar dot band camp dot com. |
| 1:42.4 | If you want to go to the website, it's my mom's guitar dot band camp dot com. It's pure acoustic |
| 1:49.1 | mental illness, which is fun or something. Yeah. He says his name is Joey. And he just says thanks |
| 1:56.0 | for what y'all do. You're welcome. That that address again is my mom's guitar period band camp period |
| 2:04.5 | communications. It's blue and it's underlined. So make sure you underline it and make it blue. What |
| 2:12.3 | you're getting there. You're a job. I'm clicking it. I double clicked it. It said, are you sure |
| 2:19.1 | you want to open? Because I right clicked it twice instead of clicking it once. And I'm scared to |
| 2:26.4 | say the website loaded and there's pictures and text everywhere. I don't know what to make of it. |
| 2:34.8 | Are you laughing or crying now? I think I'm screaming. |
| 2:43.8 | This is a fire you, the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by me. I'm a mere and me |
| 2:48.7 | Jake were two smart, strong, healthy individuals doing our best to advise people out of sticky |
| 2:54.5 | situations. Right now on a personal level, I would say I've devolved into a Bitcoin rabbit hole. |
| 3:02.4 | I'm devolving. I'm spiraling down this cryptocurrency. You're obsessed. I'm becoming addicted to |
| 3:09.0 | the numbers, the graphs. I can't get enough. It just every part of my brain that I want that I like. |
| 3:14.4 | It's got numbers. It's got ups and downs, graphs, stats and cash. And I can actually make and lose |
| 3:22.1 | money. It's gambling. It's real time. And it's like porn for nerds. I mean, also some sort of like |
| 3:29.0 | magical little thing of not understanding it or like sort of not really knowing what's behind |
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