305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!)
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2017
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | If I were you for some advice, think if it |
| 0:35.6 | vise, think better than me. |
| 0:38.1 | And I was right. |
| 0:39.8 | So got them on TV green light. |
| 0:43.4 | Lucky for you. |
| 0:44.3 | They give it by the pot. |
| 0:45.6 | They give it by if I were you for some advice. |
| 0:49.1 | They give it by Bernard Mars. |
| 0:53.3 | Yeah, that is his full name. |
| 0:54.6 | Did you guys know that Tim and Tom from the complete guy to |
| 0:56.9 | everything podcast. |
| 0:58.8 | Did you know that Bruno Mars's full name is Bernard Martian? |
| 1:02.0 | Wow. |
| 1:03.0 | No, that's it. |
| 1:04.0 | Bernard or Bruno? |
| 1:05.0 | Bruno Mars. |
| 1:06.0 | Good man. |
| 1:07.0 | You caught us in a live. |
| 1:09.2 | Very good. |
| 1:10.2 | Is real name is Bruno Mars. |
| 1:13.0 | We're recording this live in Brooklyn. |
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