Regular, regular, regular features, regular features show.

Hello and welcome to this week's episode of the Regular Features Podcast. So enthusiastic, Steve. I know, I'm going to, I'm on a roll. Because he knows what's ahead. All of us are taking a breath in to say that, and you were the first to exhale. It's because he's got the tiniest lungs. I'm hyperventilating. I just filled up one lung full of air

and now the other one's withering away.

My name is Steve Hogarty. Who are you to my right? Uh, Joe! I forgot that I was on, you're my leg. Just go around the table. Oh, so Joe's right is me, John Blythe. Just log, log.

Just learn your name.

My name's log.

Gav.

And tonight, my feature is going to be about

Ababa,

the music.

What about,

let's go the opposite way around the table.

Gav.

I found Joe's notebook, and I'm going to read out some embarrassing shit from it. I had no ideas, so the first article I read on the Twitter was about Boris Johnson giving some C. So I have a creative response to Boris Johnson giving some tea. Giving some C. Give him some C. I thought it was a sex thing. Yeah. Yeah. It'll give you the C. The cost. The sea torrent so that comes within him. Ooh. I found Gav's notebook and it's the same as his one. Simul feature. Yeah. I'm going to shout. That would have been better if you two had like, to cloud your features together.

Yeah.

I liked it.

Are you saying, you've just teed up the whole podcast by saying we could have done better.

Yay!

Welcome!

Well, the compromise is yours.

Regular features.

I did a feature and I liked it. I hope my boyfriend, don't mind it.

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