Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.

And if you're certainly different, I'll find out where your mother lives and sit on the bonnet of her car menacingly.

But then give her a thumbs up when she comes out because she's doing a great job.

Psychological warfare, baby.

My name is Gav Murphy and I'm joined by Mr. Steve Hogarty.

Hello, that's me.

And Mr. Joe Scrubbles.

Please remember my name in the future.

Man, I spent quite a lot time with, so I should know his name.

What we got coming up this week?

Well, I am trying to recruit more people, what, one person into the regular features poop shoot WhatsApp group,

a group where me and Joe, Anne Long, send pictures of our shits to each other.

A veritable rogue's gallery.

I'm trying to recruit Steve into it.

Will he end up at the end of the podcast in the group?

Stick around to find out. As ever, I'm trying to teach Gavin a little podcast in the group. Stick around to find out.

As ever, I'm trying to teach Gav a little something about the consequences of his actions.

This old chestnut.

You'll never learn.

That is sadly more regular than it should be.

But first of Steve, what have you been doing?

Well, I'm going to talk in an unstructured way about the darkest minds.

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