#3058 The War on "Thickemas"

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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TBTL pal Celene Ramadan stops by to share the heartwarming story of "Thickemas", in which she became unlikely friends with America's favorite 80's TV Dad. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

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0:00.0	Gentlemen, Tibet, for we leave it first light, tomorrow we battle, and we may lose our lives.
0:09.0	Very good, very, very impressive.
0:11.0	Was it a daybreak? No, they never leave it, you know, 930.
0:16.0	Gentlemen, Tibet, for we leave at 930.
0:19.0	Ish, ish.
0:20.0	T-B-T-L
0:25.0	I'm really happy for you, I'm let you finish.
0:28.0	I'm a Tibet, for we leave at 830 for 9.
0:31.0	And we rise at just after day 730, so just after daybreak.
0:36.0	That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes.
0:42.0	There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
0:45.0	What are they all doing? These are five different types of chairs.
0:48.0	Can't have had it here, man. This is too many chairs for one room.
0:51.0	You two, you not only agree, you use almost the exact same word as the teleporter.
0:56.0	I think the only promotion I'm interested in is promoting you guys to generals in my friendship army.
1:01.0	Yes, sir.
1:02.0	It's all one's gawking at me, and the short one's being very drool.
1:05.0	I don't like them.
1:06.0	I just wanted to cuddle.
1:11.0	Hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:16.0	This right here is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:22.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.
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