#3054 A Lifetime Of Late Nights

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Andrew had a long weekend of bailing on parties and rollerblading while hungover. Plus, a story in the The Atlantic looks at how the lack of landlines in the home is shaping our culture and our children.
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0:00.0	Presenting the cones of Dunshire, a brand new gaming experience, 8-12 players, two wizards,
0:08.1	a maverick, the herbivore, two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just
0:13.4	keeps score and he wears this hat. Now the object is to accumulate cones, floor cones, winds,
0:20.7	but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Then you roll three dice to see
0:25.2	how many dice you roll with. Up, 16. Perfect, lots of choices. Okay, each turn goes roll, buy,
0:30.9	action. But the corporal can veto. You should be green, too. How did this happen? Are the cones
0:35.2	a metaphor? Well, yes and no. Oh my god, the maverick should be able to trade lumber for agriculture
0:40.3	credits. How have I not thought of this before? When do you go back to work again? Tomorrow,
0:46.8	it's fine. I'll just throw this in the garbage. And this brochure, it says, this tour is
0:56.8	crunk. This is at me. The faces may not look familiar, but the voices this dany radio team
1:03.9	have developed a unique style of frallicking on the airway. It's like your own mini garden,
1:09.6	and well, nobody think about it. It's kind of fun seeing how good it grows. It's kind of like,
1:17.3	you know, kids, like it's kind of like kids growing up. The comedy fact is begs for itself.
1:23.6	It's just painfully obvious. It's, yeah. It's an unfulfilled prophecy. It just has to be plighted out.
1:30.7	All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of TVT. All the show
1:41.6	that just might be too beautiful to live. There we go again. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:46.8	I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast
1:51.7	Center, Perch to talk Alabama Hill in Belingham, Washington, the Bay City. Looking out over
1:58.9	Lake Watcom and at the tippy top of Squallicum Mountain, there is... Could it be snow? Maybe just
2:08.8	some kind of frost, but it is it's looking and feeling kind of wintry up here in the Bay City.
2:14.7	Hope you're staying warm wherever you are. Welcome to episode three thousand and fifty four in a
2:19.3	collector series. Let the fun begin. Let's talk about on this Monday. Update on Andrew's
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