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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke takes his eye problem to the doctor's office, where he's in for a surprise. Meanwhile, Andrew takes his first rollerblading lesson, and someone is gluing hats onto pigeons in Vegas.
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0:00.0	Good evening. Welcome to Anju. Have you dined with us before?
0:03.3	No, fabulous. We do things a little bit differently here.
0:06.4	Sparkling water is free, but tap water is $3.
0:09.4	Oliver appetizers feed six people. They don't come any smaller.
0:12.8	Substutions are fine, but you have to ask in it, baby's voice.
0:16.3	You are allowed to kiss that sign picture of Tony Colette on the wall, but only if it is your birth thing.
0:20.6	If you're born on a leap year, you have to leave now.
0:24.6	Oliver butter is sourced from only the hottest cows, judged by a jury of their peers.
0:29.4	The chicken's both by referendum. We are cashless and tipless, but the belay staff do appreciate old copies of entertainment weekly.
0:36.2	If you have any allergies, please let me know. I'm amazing at keeping secrets.
0:40.2	I'll be back in a second to take your orders.
0:42.2	T-B-T-L!
0:47.6	In this brochure, it says, this tour is crunk. That's what it said me.
0:52.8	My god, what is this? A Ford Focus?
0:55.0	First of all, I'd like to see the chef face to face.
0:58.0	These are the best Cajun chicken nibbles I've ever had.
1:00.4	Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy.
1:03.2	Are you on drugs?
1:04.2	No, I'm not. I'm high on life.
1:05.6	If there is a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.
1:14.8	Alright, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:20.4	This right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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