#305: Stardust Ranch Part 6: Samurai Alien Slayer

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

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🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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As John Edmonds’ bloodlust reached a fever pitch, the universe blessed the bedeviled rancher with a razor-sharp release for his wrath, a katana which suddenly put him in possession of the Holy Grail of ufology: irrefutable proof of the existence of extraterrestrials.

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0:30.0	Hello, Andrew. Welcome to Crypto Nile Podcast. Mark Stores here hanging out with me as always
0:40.0	is Rob Barfie. Thank you very much, Robert and Chris. Oh, Chris. Yeah. It was Chris.
0:46.0	It was Chris. That's cool. Awesome. Well, thank you all so very much for joining us,
0:49.8	Crypto Nile Podcast. Oh, man, starters, French part six. Yeah. We are officially at Moth
0:55.6	Man territory. We've just matched it. We just read the word nose to nose. Nip to nip with the
1:00.9	moth man. Oh, John and the moth man. Nip to nip walking down the street. Walking down the street.
1:07.7	Yeah. Oh, like a punchy Jake the snake in the moth man. Dude, I was walking and talking as soon as
1:13.1	you made like the like the comparison of like Wilford or not Wilford Brimley. David Crossby.
1:18.2	David Crossby. Dude, every time I see him now, I'm just like, fuck dude, is David Crossby?
1:23.0	Yeah. It's random. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like old John Carpenter now, too, though.
1:27.4	Yeah. Yes. He is. He is the same deal man and just yeah. Yeah. So here we are. We're doing
1:34.0	it. Start us to ranch part six. Samurai alien slayer. No boy. This is going down is one of my personal
1:41.4	favorite titles of the pot. Oh, how could it not be? I mean, aliens versus dogs was a close one.
1:45.6	Sure. But this is way fucking cool. Come on. Way more into this. Let's get started with
1:52.6	as John Edmunds bloodlust reach a fever pitch. The universe blessed to be deviled a rancher with a
1:59.8	razor sharp release for his wrath, a katana which suddenly put him in possession of the holy grail
2:07.0	of uphology, irrefutable proof of the existence of extra terrestrials. It's done. Irrefeatable.
2:14.5	It's it's there. I mean, not refutable. Yes. If you look at the map, if you look at the map,
2:21.5	it's samurai sword, katana equal irrefutable evidence of aliens. I mean, we all know how this
2:28.5	is going to end, but it works. Einstein did the equation first. I mean, it's just called science.
2:33.0	Yeah. It is backs and fucking science. I mean, we're back with Johnny. He has his katana,
2:37.1	which is gift to him from a junk truck. Yes. And here we go. Christmas. The Christmas,
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