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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#305: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” -George Carlin

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

1- There’s no crying in terrorism.

2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun.

3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas

4- Racists anarchists terrorists and thugs

5- No sympathy

6- Let's try jail time. Real prison time.

7- Hawley and Cruz too

8- Black on black crime, no. White on white solutions.

9- "That’s not who we are..." Yes, it is. Now do better.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 305 of my podcast,

0:23.1

who's paying attention and tell you that I don't know where to start.

0:28.9

As you know, this has been the week of the anarchist attacking the Capitol.

0:35.2

George Carlin, one of my comedy heroes and one of the greatest social

0:41.0

commenters we've ever had, had a famous quote, joke, whatever you want to call it. He said,

0:48.7

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. I think we're seeing that on display all across the country.

0:59.5

Sadly, it went to the Capitol and the attack on the Capitol. But I will say this. And those who have

1:06.8

listened to me for any length of time know this has been my view on all of these white

1:13.4

supremacists and boogaloo boys and proud boys and any of these other groups. There are a bunch

1:21.1

of cowards. The funny thing is to call them stupid people in large groups, but ultimately,

1:28.8

there are a bunch of cowards. Now, I want to play this track, and hopefully you can hear it and tell you this is who

1:35.5

these people really are. This is one of the anarchists. They call themselves protesters. I hate

1:43.4

using that word. How about we use the word thugs?

1:46.5

This is one of the thugs who was at the Capitol when he attacked and he went to the airport.

1:52.0

And he found out that as a terrorist, you join the no-fly list and you cannot get on a plane.

1:58.8

Listen to this.

2:00.4

But this is what they do you do on me. plane. Listen to this.

2:17.3

So I hope you could hear that. So I hope you could hear that. He was just crying at the airport saying they called him a terrorist

2:21.6

and they ruined my fucking life. I can't get on a plane. Yeah, that's right. That's right. When you're a

2:27.3

terrorist, you can't get on a plane. It's called the no-fly list. That's how it works. Some months ago, the head of Homeland Security said that

2:39.0

white supremacists are the number one terrorist group. The biggest danger to the United States

2:45.6

of America are these white supremacists. And make no mistake, this is true. Are they white

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