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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#304: Shine Up Yo Ass Kickin' Shoes

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

1- Treason by any other name

2- Remember states rights

3- Covidiots of Cali

4- NY Karen hiding in Cali

5- Socialism for the not-so-rich. The real rich we got covered.

6- Threw a pass to help

7- Sir Lewis Hamilton

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to 2021. This is episode 304 in my podcast. Who's Paying Attention? I told my friend Marcus

0:24.9

Miller, the composer and artist who does Detroit, the theme song for the podcast to get ready to kick

0:32.0

ass in 2021. And he said, I'm shining up my ass kicking shoes. I love that. That's how we start this year. I'm

0:40.5

shining up my ass kicking shoes. I wish it were different. I wish we had a new year and a whole new reality,

0:52.1

but nope, new year and same old stupid. Now, I'm sure you've heard, if not the phone

1:01.2

call, you've heard of the phone call that Trump made with Secretary of State of Georgia

1:06.6

and a few other people on the call. And he basically said, you need to find 11,700 some odd votes

1:16.3

so that he could win the state of Georgia. This is at best tampering with an election, at worst,

1:24.4

treason. And what I mean by at worst is, you know, if a Democrat had done it,

1:29.6

it would be high treason, they'd be looking to hang them from a tree and all of that. Instead,

1:36.4

the Republicans are gathering around Trump and this nonsense. So Wednesday, January 6th is when Congress and the Senate are supposed to

1:49.2

ratify the election results from the electoral college. And I think it's the last step in

1:54.6

officially making Joe Biden the next president. But these Republicans don't want to do it. Now, besides being utterly ridiculous

2:05.2

and all these accusations of fraud being shut down by the courts because of zero evidence,

2:13.1

zero, the courts say it over and over, judges, judges who were appointed by Trump and his Republican

2:18.8

party, like there is zero evidence of voter fraud. But besides all of that, the Republicans,

2:25.1

these are the ones who are always talking about states' rights, the state's rights to ban

2:32.0

abortion, the state's rights to ban gay marriage, the state's rights to legalize any form of

2:40.5

gun or weapon you want. Oh, states rights, states rights, states rights, what about the state's right

2:45.7

to vote for president? Oh, no, no, we'll handle that. We'll, we'll handle. That's basically what they're saying.

2:52.1

They're saying that the Congress and the Senate can take away a state's vote,

2:57.6

whether that state be Georgia or Pennsylvania or Michigan or any other state and say,

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