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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

What do I do when I freeze up in a job interview? How do I bail on a high school I never attended? Are we still evolving? Should I attend my high school's do-over prom? How does gravity affect lemon men? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.7	Or is that prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank?
0:08.9	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and
0:12.0	bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and F. C. Wimbledon, John, Katherine recently
0:16.4	blocked me on Facebook because I had posted too many bird puns.
0:20.6	Well, two can play at that game.
0:23.2	Ugh.
0:24.2	I mean, the funny thing about it, Hank, is just to pull back the curtain a little bit.
0:29.9	For our listeners.
0:31.2	Yeah.
0:32.2	We spent the last 12 minutes with you kind of like half engaged in a conversation, which
0:38.9	is a lot of our conversations.
0:40.7	And it turned out the reason you were half engaged is because you were looking for a really
0:43.6	good joke.
0:44.6	That's what you said eventually.
0:45.6	Those are your exact words.
0:46.6	I'm looking for a really good joke.
0:47.6	I know.
0:48.6	And then he said, then he said, I've got it.
0:50.4	Well, I said, I gave up.
0:52.9	I didn't, I didn't succeed.
0:55.1	I gave up.
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