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Ding, dong. Ding, ding, dong ding that's beautiful did i ever tell you about the time when i was doing um a what do you call it when you ring people's doorbells and sing at them? Ding dong.

Oh, caroling.

That's right.

And I was caroling and all my friends ran away and I didn't know.

And my role in the singing group was to sing the ding dong part of Carol of the Bells.

And so our neighbor, the Millers back then, opened the door and everyone had hidden in the bushes as a fun prank. To me, they ran away. They were like, Christine, you go up. We'll stand right here. They all fucking pieced out. And then she opened the door and I went, ding dong, ding dong. I was like supposed to be like the low part. And everyone was was supposed to I've got a bell sweet silver bells. Anyway, it was really embarrassing. Sounds like you could have done the whole thing. I did, you know, because it left me standing there. And I said, sorry, we were Christmas caroling, but all my friends were in a way. They were like, okay, please leave our property. So anyway, ding-dongong. And considering you went all over there all the time to try to sell like some random

bullshit, some rocks as Gioads, yeah.

They were like, okay, enough of your bullshit.

Get out of here.

They're like, what do you want this time?

Like more fake, fake charity that you're coming up with.

You also didn't mention this was actually in like the middle of July.

Oh, it actually might have been.

You went to Coke Carolina.

I would not be surprised.

No, it might have been genuinely, because it might have been like my birthday party.

But there was a time where...

You would not be outside in the cold.

Yeah, no, probably not.

There was a time where Celine and I would pretend.

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