Kellie and Allen start off the podcast with a welfare check on Allen's parents, who've been suffering through this unbelievable arctic blast. Then after a brief squabble over his habit of irritating Kellie, Allen's dives into a box of gift's sent to them by one of their very best customers, Amy Wilkerson!

Allen reads some listener mail, and then -- thanks to another one of their very best customers, Andrea Gulledge -- Allen reads a list of the 50 things he needs to do before he turns 50 in August! How many have he and Kellie done? And how many will they NEVER do??

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