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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3039 Err On The Side Of Kookiness

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew recently realized it's not okay to use "O.K." in work emails -- at least according to younger generations. TBTL Friendo (and colleague) Kiki Lolo joins the show to help explain the preferred "kk" response. Plus, Luke witnesses an airport bathroom miracle.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Julia, can you say T-B-T-L?

0:03.7

Uh, T-B-F-T-L.

0:11.2

Oh, gah-gah, gah-gah.

0:15.2

T-B-T-L!

0:18.2

Have you ever been vaccinated for a chicken pox or measles?

0:24.2

This is like a vaccination.

0:26.6

But for your brain, it hurts at first, but it makes you better.

0:31.2

I was skeptical. It seemed too good to be true.

0:34.2

I'm so glad I tried it.

0:35.6

Okay, no sounds. No sounds. Just words.

0:39.2

No, I need words. Not silence. Just give me words.

0:41.8

His lips are softer than the big potato I practice on.

0:44.8

But, just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten.

0:48.6

That went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone.

0:52.2

Things are going to start happening to me now.

0:56.2

Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L, the show.

1:07.2

That just might be too beautiful to live.

1:09.4

The word that comes to mind is ludicrous.

1:11.8

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

1:14.0

I can't believe you're still on the air.

1:15.8

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

1:19.0

perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington.

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