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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the latest Downeaster Alexa sighting, whether Rick and Morty are based on "brick and mortar", who will win their fantasy football match-up this weekend, whether Miles Garrett was the victim of a racial slur before his violent on-field outburst, their embarrassing, aborted attempts to be Serious Writers as young men, a weird song by Land of the Loops, an even weirder truck from Elon Musk, Music for Your Weekend, and whether or not Luke is going to get kicked out of his hotel room before the podcast is over.
And some other stuff.
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Transcript

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0:00.0	Look, Daddy, I like you like I like you
0:04.1	That's a thing. I like you too. Daddy
0:07.2	It's a lot of things about me. You don't know anything about daddy things you wouldn't understand
0:12.6	Things you couldn't understand things you shouldn't understand
0:18.4	I don't understand
0:27.1	Guess what day it is
0:29.1	Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. I got to get down on Friday
0:35.8	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. There are two types of people in this world
0:40.7	Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't
0:43.8	My ex-wife loves him. You know something that was pretty funny
0:47.8	You should think about being a comedian. My friend is a blackjack dealer and on his forearm
0:52.4	He has a tattoo of an ace and a jack. You see, I'm a blackjack player. I'm my forearm
0:57.4	I'm gonna get a tattoo of a ten and a two
1:02.5	And then maybe later a king
1:04.5	You know someone might describe a situation that's unpleasant or confining as being like a prison
1:12.0	Is what they're referring to
1:17.5	Well, all right. Hello. Good morning, and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TBTL the show that just might be
1:25.4	Too beautiful to live. Is this the thing people care about?
1:29.1	No, my name is Luke Perbank. I am your host
1:32.2	Hello everyone coming to you from Portland, Oregon
1:36.1	the rose city aka bridge town on a gorgeous Friday morning
1:42.1	Here from the hotel Jupiter looking out on
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