#3035 Slightly Vertently

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Andrew accuses Luke of cyberbullying, while Luke deals with some cyberbullying of his own. Plus, Andrew's garbage paranoia helps out during Luke's interview with Alanis Morissette. And Luke discovers the Best Diner In The World, which he plans on buying with Andrew. Or Alanis maybe.
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0:00.0	I've lasted how long nine years hundred and eighty episodes you gave it up, right? I didn't they didn't cancel you you canceled them
0:09.2	You're not aware of this no, I'm this thing. I got canceled. Are you under the impression that I got canceled? I've heard you Jerry
0:15.6	I thought that was pretty well documented. This is a show. Is this still CNN? Don't you know who I am?
0:21.9	Jewish guy Brooklyn. Yes. Okay. 75 million viewers last episode. What? Tell them to take it so bad
0:30.5	Well, it's a big difference between being canceled and being number one. Okay. I'm sorry
0:37.4	We'll be right back. Be movie open
0:42.1	Be movie over
0:43.1	Resume in here for me. We'll be open tomorrow. I'll be right back
0:51.3	It's about speed you've got to get to your memes quick
0:58.8	You can't get them quick. They'll just keep blasting you with memes and you can't fire back
1:04.1	You have to know your memes. It's some it's a meme-ish. It's a meme. I actually couldn't think of the word meme for a second
1:09.9	I could only think of the word dank weird
1:12.4	Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree? I wore my Thursdays because my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays
1:17.6	If you know what I mean. I like it. Each second so right with information. Go on, please
1:29.2	Well, hello, good morning and welcome to a
1:35.1	Tuesday edition of TBCL the show that just might be too beautiful to live this song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world
1:43.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you
1:47.6	There's this strange
1:50.0	Comfortable place that I'm at. Oh, the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center
1:56.3	Hurt's to top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City
2:01.8	Sure hope it is very nice to be a home for at least a couple of days here. Oh, happy birthday
2:09.5	Tulary King who is 86 today. I'm a professional. Look it up in the book any of us
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