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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3034 Definitely Sag Eligible

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to avoid Top Stories by focusing on the minutiae of TV commercials and satellite radio. Also, turns out Cuyahoga Clam Bakes are quite real, and a listener wants to know why.
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0:00.0

Not not who's there Mike Sniffer Pippets might Sniffer Pippets who Mike Sniffer Pippets who how many Mike Sniffer Pippets do you know come on?

0:08.5

Let me in it's cold out here

0:11.0

Geez

0:17.4

Ladies and gentlemen meatloaf cake with mashed sweet potato icing with only

0:22.6

433 calories 52 grams of protein and only five kibar hydrams

0:27.6

This is not your mom's podcast. This is too beautiful to live. Are you trying to seduce me? I'm trying to seduce you

0:34.4

You guys are so fun just relentlessly fun. I keep thinking when are they gonna stop being fun? And the answer is never

0:42.5

Hey, look here. Why don't we eat us a few thousand bears and you tell me what's buzzing in the big bad city

0:47.9

All right, hello good morning, and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of TV T.L

0:57.5

The show that just might be too beautiful to live first of all you must wear pants for this my name is Luke Burbank

1:03.9

I'm your host you want showmanship you got it coming to you

1:08.4

From Union Square in beautiful San Francisco, California

1:13.8

Known as the other Bay City to most people

1:17.6

Man, what a gorgeous morning here. I can I can actually see Alcatraz from my hotel room

1:26.3

I I went on a little jog this morning along the Embarcadero, and let me just tell you had I been incarcerated in Alcatraz

1:33.6

And had I been able to somehow

1:36.8

bust my way out of there like those people did famously and

1:40.9

The guy who was portrayed by Clint Eastwood in the movie I

1:44.2

Would have definitely thought I could swim from Alcatraz to the shore here in San Francisco. It doesn't seem that far to me

1:52.0

Which is why it's good that I'm not a time traveler who was also incarcerated during the era of Alcatraz being open

1:57.5

Because I would have probably drowned, but it looks very close

2:01.3

Anyway, we have a great show in store for you here on this Monday

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