#3031 Phenomenal G-I-Fs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Today on the show we meet Mary, an active member of the TBTL community who's never heard even one episode of the show...until now. Plus, the roll-out of Disney+ does not go as smoothly as Mickey Mouse had hoped.
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Boll & Branch . Use the promo code TBTL at BollAndBranch.com to get $50 off your first set of sheets.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
0:02.7	I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kb internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line.
0:09.0	Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
0:17.8	Can I have some money now?
0:19.0	T-B-T-L!
0:23.0	WWW dot this and WWW dot that. Let's WWW dot explain it.
0:30.0	Well, what are you?
0:32.0	I'm a chicken lady! Can I get your beer? Would you like to drink out of the toilet?
0:36.0	A beer!
0:37.0	Okay, sure.
0:38.0	Good job!
0:40.0	Good job!
0:41.0	Good job!
0:43.0	Is anyone in the smell?
0:45.0	Wow, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.
0:50.0	I just wanted people to like me more!
0:53.0	And this? This is your mister plan!
0:56.0	Huh? Oh, no, no.
0:58.0	Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.
1:01.0	Later, Tanner.
1:08.0	Alright, hello. Good morning.
1:10.0	Welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.
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