Happy back to school.

The kids are getting back to school is my understanding. Our kids' very first day of school ever is in a few days. How do we feel, Mom? I'm not ready. Really? Are you going to do a whole thing? Yeah. It's not real school, though, is it? Oh, no. It's literally he's going to be on for three hours.

I was to say, is he a genius?

Is he going to kindergarten already? Yeah. Well, we're sending him to Second City. It's comedy school. It's comedy school. He did today actually say, I'm funny. Oh, no, we need to tone it down. Yeah. I heard him say, my daddy's creator of the year.

I heard that when I walked in.

He's saying stuff like that. We want him to say that. Are you going to drop him off and cry and everything? Yeah, probably. I might just sit in the parking lot the whole time. Are you being serious? I don't know. Who knows? Or do you think it'll be kind of great? You're like, whoa. Three hours. Quiet. You can go, you'll probably get your nails done, right? What are you going to do? Oh, yeah, you love that. I still have, like, another kid. But she's not walking yet. That doesn't report. You're not that busy upstairs when I'm. What? Pack a play. Isn't that something where they just kind of do their own thing? You know what? I've never thought about bringing a pack and play to the nail salon. Just pop one up there. Anywhere. You guys mind at a restaurant? Bring it to anthropology. Parents are brilliant at branding. You're pack and play. It's a cage. Yeah. It's doghouse. It's an absolute cage and it's a cage for a child. Yeah, I didn't realize it. If you color it. It's a boxing ring, kind of. It's like to scale for a USC. Yeah. There we go. We're back. Great's opinions. Shout to the parents back to school. You're in it. We're going to talk about that a lot more, more correct opinions. So sit back, relax. Give us five stars. Join our Patreon. Please. So needy. I mean, your kids are at school. You have a lot of free time now. So extra podcasts a week on Patreon. You're welcome.

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Correct opinions.

Correct opinion.

Something I noticed you doing is there, you saluted the parents sending their kids off to school.

I've never seen you salute before. Where did that come from? Did I? You just like you double saluted. I double

salute. I don't know what to like to do this. And a pretty firm salute to. Man, I, I,

sorry, I just thought I'd bring it up. Yeah, why? I, this is really happening. It's like I brought up on the pot a few weeks ago when we pulled through that parking lot ago. They got this place popping because they just renovated the, uh, you think you're just getting older, maybe? You just start doing stuff like that. And I catch myself a lot because I'm determined.

I don't know why we do the...

We've been a couple places recently and then the...

Like a line forms after us.

And I'm about to burst.

I so badly want to be like...

God, we got here when we did.

Boy, we got here just an idea.

Why does this... Why does this happen to us?

When you get old, you're just so tired and you're so not creative.

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