Do pizza places, are they required to have salads that suck?

This is a funny observation.

I, you know, it's not worth it.

It's everyone you've ever been to.

They have a sad salad.

Like, also we do a couple of these.

It looks like they just chop.

They just rip up a head of iceberg and they toss it in a styrofoam.

Okay. I was going to say our a styrofoam. Okay.

Hey, so it's trash. I was going to say our salad last night was good. No? That's not what the bits about. See, this is why. You know, be, you roll the dice when you have a wife on the podcast. She's like, three weeks ago, we went to sweet green and their salad was good. You know, that's what I'm talking about.

No, this whole first week in a show, she's like, I want to be there in support three times where I said she raised her hands. That's not actually true. That's not exactly how it went down. I mean, I should have. About what? I don't dye my hair.

That's your big one.

That bothers you.

Yeah.

And that one's made.

That's one's made.

That's one of those lingering bits where I've never figured out.

And then I finally, it was a longer bit.

And I got rid of it.

Then I brought it back to work on it.

And now it's just kind of a single joke, but it still lives on. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's fine. What are some of the biggest lies? Trey tells on

stage and some of the ones that are like, he didn't have to change a thing of how it happened.

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